Thursday, July 26, 2007

Why women had it better than us males

Read my header and you will know what I am discussing about.

Why women had it better than us males - in terms of sex. Yes, sex.

Number Uno: The ladies has more orgasms in one sitting
Face it. The ladies has much easier time getting more orgasms than us males. Sure, we could do it like 2 or 3 times in one sitting only IF you are physically fit and raring to go, you have a sex overdrive, you haven't have sex in a while or the gal on the bed is one super sexy experience kitten. More than not, most guys will settle for 1 orgasm in one sitting than rest for an hour or so before able to give it another go at 2nd round. And for our ladies, they could go on and on and on in just one sitting. I know of a girl who can have 10 or more orgasms in an hours. Continuously.

Number Dos: Lesbian and still delicious
How would you look at a guy if he declare he is gay or he has bisexual preference?? Then compare how you will look at a girl if she whispered in your ears she loves she do it with another girl?? A huge difference. Lesbian sex is in the fantasy of a lot of hot blooded young men. Its just so erotic to them that two beautiful God creations is making out on a bed while you watch on. Simply a turn on. Take the picture and place two guys... Well, you get the idea.
(Note: I have nothing against gays, I know some of them in my social circles and they are terrific guys. But Singapore being Singapore, still is Singapore....)

Number Tres: Oh! Oh! Oh!
The girls could scream their way to ecstasy, expressing how good or how wonderful their orgasm is. They could use different words and tonations to describe how good they feel. At this point, sometimes I envy them when they scream and cry and shout. Imagine a guy that scream louder than the girl he is bedding. Unthinkable.

Of course, there are alot of arguments and debates with regards to who gets it better. Its an never ending story.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Uncomparable

Somehow, the stupid Calvin found out about Ying and her shameful D N D night and found himself a new target to irritate with. But he does not know that words that round that he isn't the most popular and well liked guy. Just last Friday, he was "invited" to the director's office for some well meaning "advice". He became quite mild after that.



Millie has decided that she will further another degree overseas in Boston University. In reality, she just want another excuse to leave Singapore and away from her parent's crutches. As she packed her belongings at the hotel two nights ago, I wrapped my arms around her and made love to her for one last time before she flew away.



As she wrapped her arms at the airport, she made me promise to visit her in Boston. Gosh, suddenly I felt like a little kid being taken away of his favourite toy. I know as I watched her waved behind those glass doors, I am going to miss her. My Millie.



Yesterday, I met up with Queenie for some coffee at Starbucks. I went and picked her up at SMU, she was wearing this dainty white singlet and a red and green checked plaint skirt that kept riding up her thighs as she wiggled in my car seat. Its hard to keep my eyes on the road when she kept exposing herself like that. Queenie seems to be aware and wiggled her butt even more. Haha!



As we had conversation over coffee, her handphone keep her fingers busy as well with their constantly incoming smses. Queenie is young no doubt about that and she somehow remind me of Jamie. For a moment, I wondered how Jamie is doing.



I drove her home and at her void deck, we continued our conversation at the stone table. Her area is quite secluded and quiet. It was close to 2am. She yawned and lean over my shoulder and I buried my nose in her soft scented hair. We stayed like this for awhile before she woke up and looked at me sleepily. I gave her a quick peck at the cheeks for looking so cute before senting her up to her doorstep.



Afterthought: Queenie is lovely but uncomparable to Ms Devil.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Colleague Calvin

I really do not want to say this, afterall I am not a mean person. But this new guy in my office, realy makes you want to punch him in the face.



Calvin is a new guy in the accounts department. He is what you would describle as conservatively dressed, with a pair of nerdy specs and always a pair of brown loafers. Dressing wise is up to an individual. I could'nt have care less. You can docked up like a clown for all I care.



But his personality speaks more. Much much more. He is loud. Super loud with his comments. He is also stupidly arrogant and proud of it too. Already the first week into our company, he has offended most of the colleagues in his department. Since he is not from my department, I could care less, until he stepped on my tail...



I figure someone from the office would one day found out that I am the author behind this blog, I just didn't figure out would be from this obnoxious creature. I mean some of the times I would blogged in my office and I did made reference about Ying before and that is obvious enough. Calvin slided up to my desk a week ago and make the comment of how talented I am is into writing and should give him a few tips of dating.



I am smart not to reveal my true feelings and pretended I know nothing about what he had said. And hope that he would let it rest.



But no.. just yesterday after one long lunch with my legs wrapped around Rebecca's waist, he appeared at my desk again. This time with his cheek puffed out, he is more direct this time, "Eh.. Karl.. Teach me leh.. How to get girls to sleep with you one har? You seemed to be the expert here leh."



I had enough of his nonsense and stomped out of the office with a curt reply, "Go figure." He shouted back, "Come on, share share leh."



If I had stayed there a little longer, this guy would have a black eye in addition to his ugly face.



So if you are Calvin, stay off my back after reading this.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Student Queenie

The weather these few weeks has been so hot especially at night.

As Millie is still happily put up ay Hyatt, even as I invited her back to my home, she wisely commented that I need space to heal and she being there will intrude on my healing. But every now and then, she will still spend her nights with me, having wild sex and waking the neighbors.

Millie confided in me that she met some salesman at a reputable watch shop during her shopping spree and she is quite smitten with his boyish look. A Singapore Chinese? That is a first from Millie. She usually like her guys beefy and Caucasian. She has been going to his shop quite frequently, causing his colleagues to gossip about them.

Last night, with nothing on, I reached home early. I started to play with my handphone and scroll to an unfamiliar name. It’s the cute little thing I met at Oosh. I decided to give her a call. My call was answered by the second ring.

I asked Queenie out for a late night of drinks but she politely turned me down. In the end, I spent almost 3 hours with her over the phone. For a very long time, I hadn’t have such a long conversations over the phone. Business calls doesn’t count.

Queenie is only 20 years old and is currently still studying at SMU full time for her business degree. As she has to turn in tomorrow for school, she couldn’t go out with me. We talked about everything and anything. She is actually quite a good conversationalist filled with humour.

Her parents gave her a lot of pressure to exceed in her studies. Plus she has two elder brothers would did exceptionally well in their studies and in life. The eldest brother is studying his Phd while free lancing with a R&D company. The other one is completing his Masters this year in MIT.

Since both of her brothers are not attached yet, her parents do not allow her to start dating. Their rational is that she should follow her brothers’ footsteps and modeled after them. In turn this give her a lot of pressure.

Not that she is not smart, is just that her parents expectations are weighing her down.

3 hours flew passed before we reluctantly cut the conversation as she needs to go to school early.

I looked forward to meet her again.